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Is it not the Lord who created us in Its image? Yet if that is the case, then why do so many of us have vulnerabilities? Could a truly benevolent Lord allow its creations to suffer from genetic deficiencies? If such is the case, then mayhap there was never a benevolent Lord to begin with. We who have confidence in the Lord are oft unable to commune with the Lord. Thus it could be so that we see not the Lord for what it is; a gigantic crab. It is well known that crabs are the pinnacle of evolution, for is it not true that in the end all shall evolve to be crabs. Decision: We must turn our eyes to the real gods, Crabs. By gazing upon crabs, the secrets of evolution shall be revealed unto the Faithful. There is no alternative. In order to escape our heating planet, we must submerge ourselves into the oceans and embrace our future species. Glory unto Crabs, Glory unto the Lord. Though some of us may be left behind by the Ascended crabs, this is a necessary state of affairs. For was it not written that only crabs shall exist in the end. Jesus died not for our sins, but for our ignorance.