Artificial Intent by Echo
Deck Key: lhZHnGRqz4Mffm7W
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Faction(s): Chaos (Dark Eldar)
"Thank you for tuning into Shoreline News. Here is the current breaking news."
"Man Consumes Entire Strawberry Jam section in Local Supermarket." "You heard that right folks, A man was arrested in Florida under suspicion of eating the entirety of the jam supplies on the morning of January 24th, after staff members called the Police after a man fled the store with an abnormally large quantity of jam. When questioned, the response given to these allegations was "no comment." However, the evidence seems stacked against out unnamed man, for many empty jars were found in his possession. We'll be sure to have a follow-up on this incident soon, when more facts come to light."
"And now, onto the morning weather report with our local meteorologist, Crimson Cat...(thing)"
(Squelching noises)
"It seems are meteorologist is distracted. One moment please. OI, quit battering that corpse and give us the weather report!"
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"And that concludes our weather report. We hope you found this useful, and that you will tune in next time, hopefully when we have a less genocidal meteorologist."
"Shorelime Mews, Signing off."
